Note to Self for Future Consideration:

A year ago the notation "whiskey song" might have meant something. Tonight, a year later, it means absolutely nothing. And quite a bit of the story is based around it.

*facepalm*

Addendum: After some help from my roommate who listed possible "whiskey" songs from his IPod that might have been played at the bar a year ago, I figured out what song I was referring to. Whiskey Girl by Toby Keith. Terrible song but I heard it quite a few times at a bar with a jukebox (not a country bar but they had that on it). Why the hell did I think "whiskey song" would be enough? Why wouldn't I have put "Whiskey Girl", the actual song title?

Lesson learned.